10 Reasons Why I am The Worst person To Love!
1. I can't cook! But i definitely can eat. I don't wash dishes coz i don't like the feel of leftover food on my hands. that's how I am.
2. I'm an uncontrollable alcoholic drinker. I go out and have fun with my friends in wee hours of the night till morning. I always go home drunk; not having enough senses to change into my PJ’s or even take my shoes off.
3. Another thing that you should know is that I don’t say “Sorry”, apologizing is underrated. I’d rather not talk to you than take the blame. I am a stubborn brat like that.
4. I am a hot tempered bitch who loses his cool easily. I yell at everyone in a snap. And often, I’ll be yelling at you coz you are readily there to dodge my frustrations. I know it ain’t your fault but I’ll put the blame on you. I just can’t help it.
5. I am Materialistic like that!
6. I love being at the limelight, the center of attention and the star. That’s how I roll.
7. My Friends are a bunch of weirdoes and nuts, like me! They are hard to deal with. But I love them and I am not risking them for some dude. Meaning, If you can’t handle them, you definitely can’t handle me.
8. I think I have bad habits that other people, other than my friends, will find it hard to deal with. I pick my nose without a tissue, I go out without brushing my teeth, I curse people, I always find fault with everyone. Now deal with that!
9. I live in the outskirts of the metro. So if you want to see me, I just want you to know that I don’t meet halfway. It’s either we do it my way or not do it at all.
10. I Cheat when I am bored! I’m sorry but I believe that break ups starts with boredom.
… NOW. TELL ME! WHY ME?! …
10 Reasons Why I'm The Best Person To Love You!
1. I love cooking. It is my life. It what makes it more fulfilling is having someone to share that special dish with me, by my side. Don't worry about the dishes. we'll get a dishwasher or a cleaning lady just so you dont have to touch any leftover food and more time to touch my hand.
2. I’m an alcohol drinker too, but I’ll make sure I’ll be there to tell you whenever you’re having too much. I’ll give my shoulder so you can lean on it whenever you feel tipsy. I will make sure you’ll be comfortably lying on your bed on your PJ’s. I’ll even wipe your make up so you’ll have a fresh morning ahead of you when you wake up. When you wake up, you’ll find me beside you, staring at you coz you’re the most beautiful thing in the world.
3. I am a talker, but better, a listener. I’d rather take the blame than risk you not talking to me. But as we talk, I’ll make sure we’ll figure out what to do with an argument at the end of the day. You can never be too stubborn with someone who can understand and explain. Trust me, I work magic.
4. I have high guards and high frustration tolerance. You can yell at me, shout at me if you have to, just to release you anger and frustration. When you calm down, I’ll hold your hand we’ll talk everything through. I bet a hug and a kiss will make everything better.
5. I am Rich!
6. I’ve always loved being in the background and watch while my love seizes everyone with his charm and awe the people with his talent. That’s how I roll.
7. My friends are a bunch of weirdoes too. And they love you, they love seeing us together. And I think if I can make my friends happy, I can blend with your friends too. I’m easy going and fun. Together we’ll ride shit and laugh. I am a fan of good times. I value ties as much as I value you.
8. When I want to give myself to someone, I want to do everything together. I’ll sit beside you on a park bench and let’s pick our nose together. I think it’ll be hilarious. Or we’ll take an MRT ride just to criticize everyone’s clothes and style. It doesn’t matter. I’m taking in the whole package… YOU
9. Distance is irrelevant. I’ll drive kilometers just to see you smile, hold your hand and just be with you.
10. I will make sure I will do everything on this list. Plan small surprises everyday of our lives so you won’t even think of finding another one. I promise you won’t even dare look once you’re with me. Your life will me a walk through heaven here on earth.
… NOW TELL ME. WILL YOU BE MINE? ….
